Garage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

STARFISH LOVES YOU!!!

LOVE ME LOVE ME!!! All the fish sounded like the old pokemon chant thing. Is that what it was supposed to imitate?

[Shoop Da Whoop Collection]

Awesome!

I enjoyed this very much. But - where does one go about downloading the IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER, followed by the *BLAH!* ?

[Left 4 Speed]

LOL!

It's funny because that's how the game is. By the way, the youtube link doesn't work.

[Microsoft is Retarded]

Seriously? Come on.

Microsoft products are used more widely by more people; if they get the same number or errors per machine (hypothetically!) then they will have more errors total (of course). So that leads many people to impulsively believe that Microsoft is automatically inferior. Many people, when they say that their computers, 360's, and Zunes malfunction multiple times per day, are just exaggerating or lying to fit in. It really isn't right to say the Microsoft products are the worst when you haven't used anything else or don't know how to use the products the have. It might just be normal to see experimental software get an error message once or twice. Did YOU download/install what you want correctly? Did YOU get it from a trustworthy source?

Anyway, for the flash itself, I did not agree with what it said but I have to give you credit for everything else. FINAL SCORE (minus the foolishness of it) 6

So please, stop bitching and moaning when your disc dosen't read because you put it in upside down, it's not Bill Gates' fault!

[Hagrid VS Harry]

Lol!

Nice idea! Lets make tons of crap-demented movies and submit them to Newgrounds and then rape children to celebrate! Isn't that what all The-master-tommy's flashes are? Killing people, raping people, whiping people. Is all of Sveeden like zis???

The-master-tommy responds:

Well since your english pretty much sucks I'll just go ahead and communicate with you in your own language: ARIBA ARIBA! TACO TEQUILA AY CARAMBA! -dances around a hat-

[After the robbery]

Please stop.

What was the point of this? I have to say I did not like this at all. And another thing, I am noticing a trend in your "work". It seems all you have submitted is random garbage and demented scenes. I could copy and past my entire review from "geting" and have it be completely understandable as a review for "After the robbery".

The-master-tommy responds:

no u

[Geting]

Rather demented...

I'm not really sure what to make of this. This may appeal to certain groups of people, but I did not like it. Even so, I am obliged to give you SOME credit. I'll put good first. Everyone prefers that.
Good:
-The art actually showed effort
-The animation was decent, in some respects
Bad:
-Emmited a creepy feel
-Story was incomprehensible
-Gave a narcissistic description ("It's already better than the other people's flashes.")
-Very depressing
-Overall...Weird...

I can't see how any proper school would accept this [as a project?].
Senseless, mindless scenes of crucifixion, attack by lines, a wasp, and dancing.
Please think about how others will interpret movies like this if you ever try submitting anything else.

The-master-tommy responds:

1. Being wierd and creepy was the point.
2. I put very little effort into this (finished it the day before the deadline) and this was made a long time ago.
3. We had just started to learn flash when I made that movie so even though it may seem really bad, it was actually 10 times better than everyone elses.

[weebl and bob - hentai]

So funny!

One of the best! This was awesome!!!

[Weebl and Bob : Cube]

This is awesome...

...as are all Weebl and Bob flashes. I like the portal theme as an added bonus,

[Break of War]

Nicely done.

Good:
Backgrounds
Art
Clever lightbulb-balloon relation to life
Obvious extra work in some areas

Bad:
Obvious things left out (make all planes different objects so the animatation dosent look cheesy)
A bit hard to understand (at first)
Doesn't run as smoothly as it could

Nice job!