Garage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Linda Show: Chick-fil-A]

I tried very hard to find some reason to enjoy this, but I just couldn't. It's not funny or clever, or entertaining, for that matter.

If this flash came out several years ago, it would fit right in, but standards and expectations are different now.

[ClownDeath: The Bathroom]

Hi Timmy!

Nice flash.

We all saw the end coming, but that's beyond the point.

Timmy responds:

Hey snyperscope!!

If you saw a gloryhole wood-chipper coming, then you need to reevaluate your expectations for gloryholes.

[Apple iPaper]

I thought it was terrifically funny.

This flash really shows that just about anyone can polish a turd effectively using the quasi-pompous Apple attitude.

I really liked all the different points the flash made. Throughout the flash I knew that somewhere I subconsciously wanted to buy paper.

The one thing I could not stand, however, was the characters' faces. I mean they were absolutely distracting. Their faces and the way they morphed all over the place made it very hard for me to concentrate on what they were saying.

Chag responds:

I hated how the visuals turned out... But I guess that's the result when you try and churn out a 7 minute video in 4 days -_-

[Stupid Bug Killer]

Hey.

He's driving in the middle of the road!

rash12 responds:

lol so this is why he is stupid :D

[Halo Reach - Clay Trailer]

Don't You Know

That melee kills in two hits?

Nice work. I liked the Elites.

mattuiop responds:

me too

[Magikarp vs Metapod]

Good!

Coming in with low expectations, this surprised me. In fact, I thought it would be a cheap Splash Attack parody.

PostTimeskipSam responds:

Expect the unexpected...Thanks for the review.

[Hagrid VS Harry]

Lol!

Nice idea! Lets make tons of crap-demented movies and submit them to Newgrounds and then rape children to celebrate! Isn't that what all The-master-tommy's flashes are? Killing people, raping people, whiping people. Is all of Sveeden like zis???

The-master-tommy responds:

Well since your english pretty much sucks I'll just go ahead and communicate with you in your own language: ARIBA ARIBA! TACO TEQUILA AY CARAMBA! -dances around a hat-

[After the robbery]

Please stop.

What was the point of this? I have to say I did not like this at all. And another thing, I am noticing a trend in your "work". It seems all you have submitted is random garbage and demented scenes. I could copy and past my entire review from "geting" and have it be completely understandable as a review for "After the robbery".

The-master-tommy responds:

no u

[Geting]

Rather demented...

I'm not really sure what to make of this. This may appeal to certain groups of people, but I did not like it. Even so, I am obliged to give you SOME credit. I'll put good first. Everyone prefers that.
Good:
-The art actually showed effort
-The animation was decent, in some respects
Bad:
-Emmited a creepy feel
-Story was incomprehensible
-Gave a narcissistic description ("It's already better than the other people's flashes.")
-Very depressing
-Overall...Weird...

I can't see how any proper school would accept this [as a project?].
Senseless, mindless scenes of crucifixion, attack by lines, a wasp, and dancing.
Please think about how others will interpret movies like this if you ever try submitting anything else.

The-master-tommy responds:

1. Being wierd and creepy was the point.
2. I put very little effort into this (finished it the day before the deadline) and this was made a long time ago.
3. We had just started to learn flash when I made that movie so even though it may seem really bad, it was actually 10 times better than everyone elses.

[Tails and his GBA 3]

Funny funny funny/

Best one yet, nice menu screen.

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks, I loved making the menu screen.